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Little People Sex Workers

from I Want To Be A Billionaire by Gregory Ego

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LITTLE PEOPLE SEX WORKERS

We’re not in Kansas anymore.
The streets around here are hardcore.
Lonely cars filled with berserkers
& Little People Sex Workers.

This isn’t the court of Caligula.
It’s the Royal Court Motel.
This is not a freak show tent.
Unusual partners on call.

Little People Sex Workers…

You couldn’t make it in Gibtown
With all the decent folks.
The Siamese Twins rejected you
Because you’re a jerk.

So the human blockhead drilled you
like a nail right through his nose.
Then he threw out your little tush
with all your kiddie clothes.

Little People Sex Workers…

She’s barely legal, barely dressed.
Barely feels embarrassed.
Barely knows how to shuck & jive.
She is barely 3 foot 5.

3 foot 5 in her stocking feet.
3 foot 5 might be neat.
3 foot 5 gives him heat.
3 foot 5 to deplete.

He managed her ass into films
with Brothers twice her size.
A bouquet on Valentine’s Day.
He called her his prize.

Little People Sex Workers…

We’re not in Kansas anymore.
The streets around here are hardcore.
Lonely cars filled with berserkers
& Little People Sex Workers.

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from I Want To Be A Billionaire, released January 8, 2015
Gregory Ego: Vocals, guitar.
Allan Bumgartner: Bass.
Tomás Salas: Drums.

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Gregory Ego Denver, Colorado

Gregory Ego: a 21st Century singer-songwriter and theatrical shaman of angst. A purveyor of satire and psychedelia. Part social critic, part mystic. Fulfilling the old "intelligence is sexy" adage.

Gregory Daurer: author of the novel A Western Capitol Hill and a freelance scribe. His work has appeared in Juxtapoz, 5280, Headpress, The Huffington Post, Salon, Draft, Culture, and High Times.
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